Women's Ass, fart sniffing, shit watching fantasy

I am a true connoisseur of asses. Be it a nice roundish cute tight ass of a 16 yr old in a denim jeans. Be it a sexy hot ass of a working sales in a salwar kameez which protrude as if it will tear apart her salwaar and say, “fuck me “.


 Sometimes you see the garment going in the crack of the ass. Be it a nice full big or plump butt of a hot bhabhi or aunty of 25 yrs -50 yrs. There is nothing better than watching the ass shake seductively in the saree like pumpkins, moving left and right when she walks. A lovely woman ass is such a strong addiction to me that I am even attracted to their farting and bowel movements. I have been fortunate to be present and feel the fart sound and smell of two or three women in my life, including two aunty and my girlfriend. Their farts smell so precious and sweet. Only females possess the power of the “bubble fart” sound. Only the ladies can let out those “gulrpklpquaarpt” sounding farts. The sexier the ass, the more addicted I am to their farts.

Just imagine Megan Fox, Jenifer Lopez, Monica Bellucci farting. I would stick my nose to their asses and sniff their wicked smell. . Female farts are the most amazing expulsion of inner feminine beauty that is so precious. . I’m addicted to a lovely bhabhi’s, a babe, or any female farts, and the way they smell…so beautiful, like heaven’s perfume.

My craze of watching a lovely woman do her potty began when I was a small kid. Here is an incident which is toilet related which happened in my village. I had always been fascinated by my aunt. She was a devout Hindu lady and she was really pretty and sexy. She was 23 and she was my cousin’s wife. I loved her entire sexy figure and her smallish cute breasts but the hottest part of her anatomy which would even make a dead man alive beside her cute smile was her lovely big roundish gand which would sway in a very sexy fashion up and down as she would go around the house. My cock would always be hard when she would be around. However there is no sperm in a 12yr old boy’s cock. Even when I masturbated I would not get the white cream out which I got a year later.
In our village, people had to go to the river or in the bushes for ablutions as there were no toilets at that time. There was a certain time and place for men and women to go. Women would go mostly in the mornings or late at nights. I had a desire to see my aunt going to relieve herself but I would always miss the chance as I would get up late.

One morning I had a bad dream and so I got up suddenly. It was barely 6.30 and the sun was coming up. I saw my aunty going out of the house stealthily. There was no one in the house. My brother was in town. She took a small pail of water and went to the bushes. I could not believe my luck. MY aunt was wearing a saree and it accentuated her carves. She also covered the top of her head with a cloth as is the norm with village lady, besides it was winter season. I followed her stealthily all the time, staring at her full voluptuous ass. I knew that today I will be able to see her in the act and also watch the object of my affection- her butt in total nudity. She took her place in a thicket of bushes on top of a small slope near the river. I was watching earnestly as she set the pail of water on the ground and pulled her saree up, followed by the petticoat( an inner wear) and then squatted on the ground. She was wearing green undies which she slipped down to her ankles. My jaws dropped and I was hypnotized by her glorious ass. For the first time, I was watching a grown-up lady’s ass in nakedness and there was no more sexier sight than my aunt’ lovely set of bummies. Due to her squat, her ass protruded all the more and bulged out sexily showing its roundness, heaviness and velvety texture. I felt like going and kiss her buttery ass cheeks. I was already hard in my pants saluting her posterior. I was just two meters away from her. I saw a lovely brown hole between her asses cheeks as she spread her butt open slightly to shit

I could hear a small straining from my aunt’s mouth. Then I saw her pretty asshole dilate, expand contract and then open up again. A huge turd shiny long and thick petered out from her anus. It came out slowly. The head descended to the ground slowly and surely but a major part was still was coming out. I heard a crackling sound as the huge thing fell with a clump sound on the floor. A raunchy, saucy odor hit the air and I looked at the nasty piece fallen on the ground. It looked cute and naughty in the shape of a question mark as if asking me, Why did I come here? I wondered how her anus could open wide enough to excrete a turd that thick; it was 2 and a half inch wide and as long as a foot ruler. My hypnotism was awaken by a deep hissing sound. It was a time for her to release her own special brand of wine called piss. Since it was a sloppy area, I saw her pee running down the slope and touching my feet. I was blessed. The sound was that of a sexy whistling as if someone opened a tap. I stared at her anus, anticipating some more output. I was rewarded with a long winding fart.

The sound was punctuated in the middle with a deep bassy sound as if of a frog croaking. Her fart sound fluttered towards the end with a feeble whhhsssss sound. It made me feel as if her wind was some kind of war beat asking me to be prepared for the offensive attack. My cock hardened with enthusiasm. She dropped two more turds which fell on the first royal one. Both were shiny, brownish and smelly. The second one was in the form of a lousy coil. Then she released some silent farts with an egg odor. Since I was quite close to her ass, her funky wind hit my nose. Her pile was touching her ass, so she shifted towards the front. She again dumped some more, turds smaller than before but smelly ones. This was followed by a couple of shit balls. She farted once more loudly, it had a sexy jazzy zipper tone to it. Then she sat for a minute and got up. She went to the river and took her pail of water and washed her asshole thoroughly. She filled some more water and washed her anus again. Satisfied and released, she put her undies, her petticoat and made her saree proper and walked away.

I was alone now and I looked at what she had done. She had dumped a huge pile, a mountain and a small hillock of shit. I could not imagine my aunt was such a sexy shitter. Even her turds and farts were so feminine and sexy. I sniffed them and gently touched the first royal one. It was warm, strong and tender. I touched every piece, sampling every morsel which had come from her divine ass. I took a small bite of her royal piece. The first one. It tasted delicious. Then I took my cock out and masturbated over them like crazy showering them with my little drops of young teen cum. When I went home my aunt was preparing breakfast and I wanted to tell her that I loved eating her shit-kebabs. Since that day I am following her ass like a dog wondering that one day she would unload it all it my mouth.


1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh god man, that story was hilarious!!!

I enjoyed it, thanks dude!

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