Sexy Girl's Shit Smell

Ladies and gentlemen, my drought is over! Since I lost my job at the bookstore, sightings or "smellings" have been few and far between. That changed over the Memorial Day holiday. I was at a friend's house for a barbeque. There was this very pretty girl there from Poland. She was in her late 20's, in great shape with long legs, honey colored hair and a pretty face. She spoke English well but had a heavy accent that I thought was cute. She was dressed in a white dress with tan heels. Very classy.

Anyway, I drank quite a bit of beer and had to pee. I went to the only bathrrom and found it locked. I waited around outside the door hoping that it wasn't a guy in there. Eventually, I heard the toilet flush, the sink run and the sound of heels on the tile floor. The door opened and out came the lovely Polish girl. With her came an overwhelming shit odor. The strangest thing was that she stopped to chat. Usually, in my experience, when a girl stinks up a bathroom, she can't get away from it fast enough. Not this girl. She stood there asking me about the significance of Memorial Day while her shit odor wafted out of the bathroom. Eventually, we got done talking and I went in. It was a very powerful but nice and healthy shit stink. She had closed the toilet lid and when I opened it, I found a nice surprise. There was a medium brown turd floating in the water. It was really rumpled and creased as though she were a bit constipated. I enjoyed the sight and smell for a whilen flushed and went back to the party where I found her sitting, drinking and laughing. She made my day!


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